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Also, check that 100% battery bar
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Wife 6? Wow you have had a lot of weddings
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Do you know how much chicken parm you could buy with th...ooh legos.
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Your wife must be, like, the perfect combination of life partner and frat brother.
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WHY IS YOUR WIFE YELLING AT YOU??2?111
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wait i’m the opposite sex clone of your wife how
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Speaking of which, here’s an SR20 of my chicken parm sammich from last night
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Weddings are one thing, it’s fitting 6 rings on my finger that’s the problem.
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You married well.
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Yeah she reminds me of that weekly.
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If you have to ask, you’re not really married.
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Fool! My wife never agrees with me!
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Hey look we agree on something :3
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Beat me to it
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Only took you six tries, apparently
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Damnit, I should’ve kept scrolling before making a similar joke. Now I look like a fool.
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But I’m not sure if they really exist. Could be a shop.
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+1 for snapchat caption
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I took it on snapchat. Could be a filter for all you know.
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I ALSO HAVE FIFTEEN DOLLARS IN MY LEGO ACCOUNT
but I’m saving it for the new Harry Potter stuff.
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They all do that even if it’s not true.
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My wife called the LEGO store the day after release and had one held for me. I had waited in line the previous day and was about 3 people too late to get one. I have a great wife.
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It’s all about how you package them.
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oh, an novel solution
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All my faith in the mysterious Chicken Parm is lost.
And also all my faith in Party-vi